Can you believe THIS? Bonnie returned home from Christmas brunch with the faint smell of brandy on her breath and packing THREE shiny creatures – a dolphin, a gecko and a turtle.
Evidently, DESPITE my warnings, somewhere in the Gold Zone she was lured into a den of iniquity with promises of freebie jewelry. I thought she had more sense!
Now I have to admit, had the gecko been in its natural, meaty state, it might have provided me with a tasty morsel. But alas, the unfortunate trio had been transformed into silvery bangles and offered up as authentic Mexican wares to the unsuspecting cruise ship crowds.
JUST what I need - - roommates! Hrrrmmph!
But wait! There’s more to tell! Get a load of the picture of the leaf cutter ants! As much as I ADORE insects on my menu, THIS gang, encountered on a walk around the El Cid golf course, looks a little rough! They’d probably be more work than they are worth! Or worse yet, predator and prey could possibly reverse roles – NOT a happy thought!